hs HAnBLOG ! were he is for along time wel my freind i got bigtalk of
that one afte i rite on the BLOG now OF HOBIT FILM
TINTIN MONKEY FLIM GOST STOPY theres all fall of his moth FATMAN ,PJ
JACKSON all yers fly HAN HATE FLIMS WERE IS THE HOPIT FILM YOU STUPID FAT
MOTH WIth caks
lok on SCREN NOW my freinds what you got EYEs for! NO JAMEBOND SKY FLYS
hes a emglandman with , die one badman fal of thetran he not got the tiket
for the tran! its a joke my freind s he a armyman MY FREND ITS HOBIT
FIML!! HAN WATS WAfor that one film for abig longtime LOK AT ,HAN BLOG it al about HOBIT FIM! my freinds i run iun the screb a PUNCH THE DOR HAN HERES ofr see the film Hobitt , dor flys of into the moon WHO GOT THE DOR HERE its niel arnstrong, moonman it fly into him PUNCH on the FACE and hes ded! its a joke my feinds i buy one tiket but he is ded a ,oldman
HANS FiLM REVEW
so whats hapen in HOBIT FLIM w m! its was big srcret for
PJ HE RITE IT IN a hole for none sees it , lok with there EYE! theres no
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| F RODO A HOBIT |
in film theres a HOBIT OF CORES he FRODO biggins the same one of , lORD OF THERINGS , film you now him he got fatfoot and oldman face
frodo sit in the hose and who is it , open the dor its WUZARD GANDLAF hes the berd , grey , hold it longtime for , got magic berd
gandaf call YOU HELP me in LORD OF TRINGS now i got a new one , fight for oy uhelp me with
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| fat one ITS PJ MY FReinds |
my freinds i dont now wat the men names lots of men , HAN count them , 21 men! they al got berds and a hat and theresfat one ITS PJ JACKSON HIDE IN THE FLIM han now it!
gos forwalks for longtime and ride on a hors , theres mosters , fite them!
WIZARD domne magic and they die , made rocks l ts god they got the WIzARD or there all dead!
they run up hill and FRODO fell in a hole all the men get in a big fite with mosters dont , see weres FRODO HEs fall in a hole were theres a moster alife , pondmoster , HES brother GOLEM from LORS OD THE RINGS FSiml he got faceof GOLEM talK GOLEM and hhe name CALUM
FODO talk and gives a ring he hold it and hes turned to gost WERE IS HE GNE call CALEM he run of
fatmoster ios dead in the hole , wizrad got a nife WHO IS IT! I DONT NOW HEAS A FAT MOSTER WO ALIFES IN HOLE
what hapen in next filM WHO NOWS ITS SECTRE jut PJNOWS there is big fite and frodo in the film
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1 comment:
As usual, Dr. Han provides a valid, but overly enthusiastic criticism of Peter Jackson's effort. I could not watch the film myself, of course, because it is heresy. As a wise man once said: No man cometh to Middle-earth save through the BOOKS! Take for example Prof. Han's theory here: "niel arnstrong, moonman (...) he is ded a ,oldman". This is entirely wrong. Rev. Dr. Armstrong is alive and well, and currently resides in Area 51, where he researches the effect of Peter Jackson films on extraterrestrials. Without the film, none of this would have been necessary. What more proof do you need?
Actually, I was in the cinema once, but only to ruin the experience for everyone else. I was wearing a giant (15 meter radius) balloon hat to block the screen for everyone behind me. To protect myself against the blasphemy, I was wearing plywood glasses and headphones in which I listened to Prof. Rob Inglis' audiobook really loud.
I have, however, heard from a reliable source - my good friend, fellow Tolkien scholar and long-time hairdresser Rev. Dr. Justin Bieber - that the film is indeed as bad as I thought.
PS: That is not PJ in the screenshot. As everyone knows, Bombur was played by Elvis Presley.
Best regards,
Noel Q. von Schneiffel
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